Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. 
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: -- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey...
Waiter: -- Why a donkey?
Then one terrorist says to the other, "See I told you nobody will care about 14 thousand people".

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🌸Bell the Cat🌸

There were a lot of mice in a house. The man of the house got a cat. The cat killed many of the mice. Then the oldest mouse said: "All mice must come to my hole tonight, and we will think what we can do about this cat."


All the mice came. Many mice spoke, but none knew what to do. At last a young mouse stood up and said:" We must put a bell on the cat. Then, when the cat comes near, we'll hear the bell and run away and hide. So the cat will never catch any more mice."


Then the old mouse asked:" Who will put the bell on the cat?" No mouse answered. He waited, but still no one answered. At last he said: "It is not hard to say things, but it is harder to do them."

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Do you like to be smarter?  —->  Learn a New Language 


Learning a new language is one of the best ways to improve one’s intelligence. It also  slows down your brain ageing. 


A study from the University of Chicago stated the relationship between people who are multi-lingual and decision-making skills. The study concluded that multi-lingual people tended to be better decision makers when it came to rational decision making. 


Learning a new language is definitely challenging in the beginnings, but persistence and perseverance will help you learn a new language in a shorter period than you would imagine.



a new language  زبان جدید

improve  بهبود دادن

intelligence  هوش

slow down  کم کردن سرعت

brain ageing  پیری مغز

study  مطالعه / تحقیق

state  بیان کردن

the relationship between  ارتباط بین

multi-lingual  چند زبانه

decision-making skills  مهارت های تصمیم گیری

conclude  نتیجه گرفتن

tend to  تمایل داشتن

better decision maker  تصمیم گیرنده بهتر

rational   منطقی

definitely  بدون شک

challenging  چالش برانگیز

in the beginnings  در ابتدا

persistence   مقاومت / پافشاری

perseverance  پشتکار

shorter period  زمان کوتاهتر

imagine  تصور کردن



ما رو در کانال تلگرام دنبال کنید

@Englishy

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A short and funny story


Bathroom Visit

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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. But 


when the soup arrives, the man realises that he needs to 


go to the bathroom. So, just to make sure that nobody 


touches his soup while he’s away, he writes on a napkin, “I SPAT IN THE SOUP.”


But when he gets back, he finds another message on the 


napkin, “ME, TOO!”

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*spit /spɪt/ ---»past tense--


 تف کردن     ---- »  spat /spæt/ 



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