funny story




Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. 
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: -- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey...
Waiter: -- Why a donkey?
Then one terrorist says to the other, "See I told you nobody will care about 14 thousand people".

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Bathroom Visit

A short and funny story


Bathroom Visit

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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. But 


when the soup arrives, the man realises that he needs to 


go to the bathroom. So, just to make sure that nobody 


touches his soup while he’s away, he writes on a napkin, “I SPAT IN THE SOUP.”


But when he gets back, he finds another message on the 


napkin, “ME, TOO!”

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*spit /spɪt/ ---»past tense--


 تف کردن     ---- »  spat /spæt/ 



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